April 25th, 2025

Tariq, The Loneliest Poet

Garryland's Dollar General Shooter identified as Tommy from HLVRAI

Last night, April 24th, 2025, at 11PM, an incident unfolded on gm_dollargeneral_afterhours causing multiple casualties and leaving multiple injured and scarred for life.

Photo captured by anonymous civilian

Captured photo on the day of the incident, submitted by anonymous viewer of the Blusty News Network, they asked to remain anonymous.


Tommy HLVRAI, the identified shooter, was seen on security cameras pulling into the parking lot of the multicompany plot of Dollar General, getting out, and going to the back of the van which was found with multiple rounds of ammunition and several guns. The bodies seen in the photos were a flock of Peters, where Tommy first fired. He then progressed toward the store, starting with Bunny Girl Cafe. He was last seen in Dollar General before making a swift escape via the back door.


Police Chief of the Garryland, Glonk Nose, described the scene as "the most horrific thing he's seen since the Butcherer of Lighthouse Rockbay" back in 2006. Forensic investigators later discovered that Tommy did not use his main weapon to attack everyone, but he used a.. a.... butter.. knife? Is that correct am I reading that correct??


Investigators are currently looking for any traces of Tommy, and there is a 400-person manhunt running for Tommy. This event hasn't been seen since 2006, so that means it's serious. Garryland was nutorious for being a safe haven for multiple civilians, and with recent laws in place, it's been safer. Until now.


Detectives suspect that Tommy purchased these guns illegally, after the "Tool Gun" was banned for civilians. One surviving witness who saw Tommy's face directly said "He was just smiling. He only smiled. I'll never forget that smile of his."


Detective Portellious McMapphold suspects that Tommy is hiding nearby, however we have no idea where. If you find Tommy, contact Garryland police immediately or find the nearest officer near you. For now, this book closes, but we will inform you of changes.

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